Urban Dictionary Meme

Flea at Flea’s World stole this Meme from Kate at Chronicles of a Country Girl and in turn I am stealing it from Flea. (They are 2 of my favorite bloggers, go check them out.)

Here’s the directions and if you read this, you are tagged!

Answer each question by typing in your answer on Urbandictionary.com. You MUST use the first definition!

1. Your name: Louise

Louise is a popular feminine form of the name Louis; it is used in all English-speaking and French-speaking countries, and is commonly found across Europe.
rhymes with most opf the english dictionary: cheese, peas, keys, please, knees, wheeze, jeez, bees, ease, tease, sneeze, these, fees and so on………………
Also in a famous saying
What up Louise!
“Jeez Louise!”
(Oh yes very famous, if only I had a buck for every time I’ve heard it……)

2. Your age: 51

A joint made of 51% weed and 49% cocaine.
Hey dude let’s smoke a 51.

(Ha! yeah lets smoke a 51! That would make me a hyper paranoid!)

3. What should you be doing: Going to bed

Telling people during a party that you’re going to sleep but rarely end up in a bed
Guy 1: dude its 5am im going to bed
Guy 2: bitch get off my counter
Guy 1: sorry

4. Favorite color: Green

yes… it is most definitely referring to the marijuana… and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
‘yo, where da green at?’

(Is this some sort of trend? I seem to be in drug sort of thing here. Hmmm)

5. Birthplace: Endicott

Endicott NY is a small town in southern NY characterized by a disproportionatly elderly population, early teenage pregnanicies, a grade school educated workforce, pessimism, ignorance, pollution, and ever increasing economic and urban decay. Endicott is best known for the speedie fest, during which the local hicks, get drunk, and consume large amounts of food the form of speedies which are skewered meat not unlike a shish-kabob. Popular activities in Endicott include: eating, smoking marijuana, going to church, collecting welfare and complaining.

My hometown is this hole named Endicott, you’ve probably never heard of it but it’s an hour south of Syracuse.

(Jeez, glad I was only born in Endicott and grew up in Owego the coolest small town in America!!! Although speedies are wonderful!! I am making those soon.)

6. Month of your birthday: September

A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
I can’t wait for september to come so we can play in the leaves!

(Ok, then. I just thought it was a nice beginning to fall.)

7. Last person you texted: Donalyn

Donalyn isn’t defined yet.
(Wiser words were never said :-))

8. One of your nicknames: Weezee

Weezee isn’t defined yet, but these are close:
expression likeness towards something, OR being impressed by it

that car is badness! {that car’s off d hook}….
OR those shoes look like pure badness (shoes look hott)
(I’m not sure how I feel about this though I like the shoe reference)

9. What are you doing this weekend: Gardening

to hella blaze/to smoke pot
Africa: Did you get the supplies?
Hookah: Yeah. We’ll be gardening in the grove tonight!
(This is getting unsettling.)

10. Random word: Lion

A big, furry brown cat, found in the savvanna of Africa. NOT the jungle, you phyco’s. Often toated as the king of beasts, and no one knows why. Some say that the lion is the biggest cat, even though the tiger is the biggest cat in the world. Often hunted for trophies.

Lion- Bwa ha ha! I’m the lord of the jungle!
Tiger- (walks out of jungle) Dude, you live in a savvanna
Lion- Shut up and bow, slave!
Tiger- (bashes lion with paw, instantly snapping neck) Bitch!
(This is bizarre!)

That was fun! And educational! Although I do not think much of the spelling and grammar and the Urban Dictionary, but fun.
OK, be brave, give it a try! You know you want to.